sadsuggestion:

i hate my body so much, wish i was a celestial body. i don’t want to be this anymore. let me go back to the stars.

putinyoudown:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

soandsuch:

war-lesbian:

good news everybody

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

koirakoirana:

💧💧

twerkinforcannedgoods:

helpful tips

nucleosynthetic:

virovac:

powersnail:

nflstreet:

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

rapidashpatronus:

kitfistovevo:

“Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha

I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she was outraged and burst out “WHAT DO THEY THINK IT STANDS FOR? LESBIANS, GAYS, BICYCLES AND TRICYCLES?!” and I don’t think I’ll forget that until my dying day.

bombboi:

Everyone cheering for Jeff Bozo’s soon 2 be ex wife bc she’s taking half his money and could affect Amazon like she hasn’t been married to him for 25 years profiting from his evil company and probably having some say in if not at least encouraging his inhuman choices in running it.

When u say Down with the 1% u gotta mean their accomplice wives not just the Straight White Men

i-hold-the-snitch:

supremesaudi:

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

getcultured:

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

I’ve never read something more accurate

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

ganymedecatamitus:

ilovecats4ever:

tilthat:

TIL that victorious Romans would have a slave to whisper in their ear “you are just a man” as they proceeded though the cheering crowds, to stop their egos transcending.

via ift.tt

me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man

#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’

@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes

eclogues:

eat the rich or die starving

thetwinsinlaw:

sealpremacy:

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america

op has never been to europe and it shows